Rom-com Skier Pillows

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

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'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Skier and his dog.

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

Love Trap

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Possums that ski.

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

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'I do...with reservations.'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

Slalom

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."