Rolling Pin Riddle Solver Gifts

Pastry eats the rolling pin.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

Oedipus

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

Cryptologists Anonymous

'...Or not.'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

"Maybe the alignment's off. It's been acting a little buggy."

'What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?'

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'Okay, I give up. What is black,has two wings and fourteen legs?'

"Miss. you said that a single rabbit could reproduce a hundred times a year? What about a married rabbit?"

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

Wordplay: Fertilizer.

'Check out what I invented! Looks like we're even now!'

"Those were the toughest tryouts I've ever had. Everyone has shown great improvement, but I only have one slot open. Congratulations, Gracie! You're the newest member of our academic decathlon team!"

Mum's baking is best!

"Don't worry, I haven't forgotten I'm making pastry purses with brie and cranberry confit."

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?

'Thank goodness the FDA now requires us to number each grape. We were almost caught up around here.'

Troll bridge ahead: please have exact answer to riddle ready.

A chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.

Another jaywalking ticket? -- Why do you keep crossing the road anyway?

Rough justice