Rolling Pin Riddle Solver Gifts

Pastry eats the rolling pin.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Oedipus

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

Cryptologists Anonymous

'...Or not.'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

"Maybe the alignment's off. It's been acting a little buggy."

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'

'What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?'

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'Okay, I give up. What is black,has two wings and fourteen legs?'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"Miss. you said that a single rabbit could reproduce a hundred times a year? What about a married rabbit?"

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

Wordplay: Fertilizer.

"Don't worry, I haven't forgotten I'm making pastry purses with brie and cranberry confit."

"Those were the toughest tryouts I've ever had. Everyone has shown great improvement, but I only have one slot open. Congratulations, Gracie! You're the newest member of our academic decathlon team!"

Mum's baking is best!

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?

'Thank goodness the FDA now requires us to number each grape. We were almost caught up around here.'

Troll bridge ahead: please have exact answer to riddle ready.

A chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.

'What has a bottom at the top?'