Roller Skate Performer Pillows

Chicken Coupe.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"I go that extra mile!"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

"Miriam keeps me young."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

'I brought a mobile home.'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

Who said money was not a motivator?

Cleaning service on skates.

Tortoise & Hare.

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

Dog on skates.

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.

Tortoise and hair.

'Does your best friend have to come EVERYWHERE with us?'

Roller Girl

Shoe house

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working.'

Extreme Accounting!

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working!'