Rolex Fan Mugs

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Nuts to you, too."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

The Da Vinci Cod

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

Moon Lander

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

"Back away from the squirrel!"

Rockets of Nasa and nasal.