Role Swap Enthusiast Pillows

"Well, why don't I just curl up in the corner over there."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"They're class action figures."

"What's all this?"

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

Corporate Punishment.

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'

Cat walking dog.

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

"Wanna play doctor?"

Zoo Employees

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

'I'm a vestal virgin.'

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

"Exchanging roles was a great idea of yours doc...doc?"