Role-reversal Comedy Lover T-Shirts

Servant dismissed by master

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Call me?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Woman with kids at husbands office.

Love is in the air...

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'

Salt and Pepper

Boyfriend of the Month.

A Prickly Pair

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"You don't sniff my butt anymore."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"I never let my hair down on the first date."

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

I want to hold your hand

Lovers in toile de jouy

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'