'Who wants to play celebrity rant?'
Role Model Pundit Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for a role model pundit? Our collection blends creativity with admiration, offering witty and meaningful items that celebrate their knack for insightful commentary and leadership. Whether they’re a mentor, writer, or public speaker, find a gift that resonates with their influential spirit and sharp mind, designed to inspire and delight.
In the Guru District
They're Not Just That Into It
'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!
'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'
"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."
Difference of Opinion
"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"
'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'
"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"
"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."
'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'
Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'
"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."
"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."
"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."
First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.
'It's cheaper than gas.'
"Still Undecided Political Blocs"
Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.
Honest Boris
The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.
Torturing the English Language
"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."
How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.
The Jose Padilla Experience
"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."
U.S. Credit Rating
'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'
CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'
Fifty shades of Leveson.
Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing
'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'
Role Model Pundit Gifts Collection
Role Model Pundit Mugs
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Role Model Pundit Pillows
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Role Model Pundit Prints
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