Businessman wearing many hats.
Role Juggernaut Prints
Decorate their workspace or studio with prints that salute the role juggernaut—bold, witty, and crafted to inspire their next big idea.
Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).
"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"
"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."
Ninedency: A budding tendency
The Jose Padilla Experience
Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.
"What did you think of the encryption article?"
"This is gibberish, Nigel, but most persuasive gibberish."
Medieval headlines.
The Working Mum
"I'm afraid that due to a recent reorientation of forward facing customer resource functionality you're going to have to make the complaint to yourself... in triplicate."
Communication Breakdowns
'Tragically, Mr. Cornwell was unable to afford a personal ethicist.'
I called you to this synergistic ideation to strategize methods of creating new annoying words.
"I tell you, it's a dog-eat-dog world out there!"
'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'
'Harley manages our most aggressive growth fund.'
I'm sorry, but your drug screen results disqualify you as an employment candidate, You see, sample 'A' is a normal brain, sample 'B' is a normal brain on drugs, and sample 'C',,, Well, Mr, Dumpty, sample 'C' is your brain,
Sports Lawyers
"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."
'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'
"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."
'Finally some good news on the economy: four out of five economists agree that 80% if economists agree.'
It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!
"In a nutshell, my career goal is to nurture my unique personhood in a culturally diverse, progressive business environment, while also honoring the traditional values of back-stabbing, greed and global plundering!"
Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!
"Impressive resume. But can you make coffee?"
"See this thingamabob attached to your whatchamacallit? That’s the doohickey I was afraid of."
IN OVER MY HEAD
"Great work, Smith. I must say, it's heartening to read a press release that both honors and builds upon the time-honored tradition of artisanal, hand-crafted gobbledygook!"
"In my downtime I'm using this app to learn Corporate speak, Legalese, and French."
Green Belt
Things will turn around eventually... Meanwhile....
"Wow, Leonardo! Science, art, inventions. . . Can't you focus?!?"
Role Juggernaut Prints Collection
Role Juggernaut Mugs
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Role Juggernaut Pillows
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Role Juggernaut T-Shirts
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