Rocky Path Wanderer Prints

'No alcohol for me thanks: I have a sheer cliff face to climb to get home...'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Sport Utility Boot.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"I brought cocoa."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Desert Island Mishap

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"