Cycle Path Wanderer Prints

Motorists in Traffic Jam dreaming of Cycle

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

The Fast Lane.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Biker chopper shopper

Wide Load.

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Boy on a bike

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"Bloody Cyclops!"

BMX riding in Bavaria

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

Hitching a lift

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Man standing at a railway station.

"You'll find trolling a lot easier with a boat."

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

Cycling Deaths

I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.

Bicycle helmet for two.

'We had sex every day alright- MiddleSEX on Monday, EsSEX on Tuesday, SusSEX on....'

Bike

"I sweared to avoid someone who was reading a cycling facilities leaflet"

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'

The planned obsolescence blues

'No alcohol for me thanks: I have a sheer cliff face to climb to get home...'

Bike

"It's a very short cycle lane but I'm determined to use it."

"Oh, I'm just riding out the cycle."

"Me? A bum? Why, no. I just love trains."