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'Beach entertainment for climbers'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Brighton Bersagliere.

Barbecue

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'I think its being tapped.'

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

"Don't worry. These rosés are still fresh."

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

The ocean is no place for a star.

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

No petting in the pool!

A modern test of manhood.

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

'Ha! Fake out!'

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'

Punch has a smoking break.

'You know, I don't think I've ever seen a Bank Holiday before...'

'Is that a thong or is your rear end devouring your swimsuit?'

Duck Bath

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

'There goes Tokyo.'

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'

Lady has a cask of sea water sent back from the seaside