Rocky Beach Entertainer Mugs

'Beach entertainment for climbers'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

Brighton Bersagliere.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

Barbecue

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

'I think its being tapped.'

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"Don't worry. These rosés are still fresh."

No petting in the pool!

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

The ocean is no place for a star.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

A modern test of manhood.

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

'Ha! Fake out!'

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'

Punch has a smoking break.

'You know, I don't think I've ever seen a Bank Holiday before...'

'There goes Tokyo.'

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

'Is that a thong or is your rear end devouring your swimsuit?'

Duck Bath

'What a RIP-off!'

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'