Rocking Retiree T-Shirts

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Ringo releases his latest record.

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

"I once loved a parade."

I once flew faster than a speeding bullet

"I'm retired actor Daniel Day Lewis. They thought I was I was good. They don't know how good."

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

'Jimi played with his teeth not his dentures!'

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

Mick Jagger caricature.

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

Meat Loaf

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

"How about after nightime meds you come to my room for some Netflix and chill."

"How long has it been now, Mary, since I've been off the charts?"

"What the hell - a second adolescence is better than a second childhood."

After 50, sex, drugs and rock-n-roll are a luxury!

Elderly Dating

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

Mexico is struck by Beatlemania

Rod Stewart

Keith Richards

"A reunion tour sounds good. Assuming we can afford the extra bus to haul your medication."

"Oh, hell, Artie. Not another farewell tour."

'So is it a real heart attack, or is he just faking it?'

Jerry Brown Reaches Out to Young Voters