Rocking Chairs Prints

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

'If that's who I think it is...tell her I won't come back until she gets rid of that rocker.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Surprise!"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Tilly Slowboy

You can't get what up

The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories.

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

March 8, 2030: the debut of 'Rocky 19.'

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

"I'm a rockhound."

Beware of Curmudgeon!

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"

"I trained him to sit, but he prefers to set."

Easy Swivel Chair Company

Old Men on Rockers.

Who says there's nothing new in the wonderful world of rocking chairs.

'We really weren't paying attention, so based on a game of Musical Chairs, we find the defendant...'

'Grandma takes our telemarketer calls.'

Old Stuntmen's Home.

Swing Recliner.

Kid to elderly lady: 'Grandma, you rock.'

"Would it be asking too much for you all to creak together?"

'Next, to Fargo, for the exciting World Championship of Musical Chairs!'

'Why doesn't everybody build rockeries using polystyrene rocks?'

Happy Retirement.

"I'm called the Skin Horse because I'm made out of discarded human foreskin, okay? Got any more burning questions?"