Rocket Buffs Pillows

My mission is to get to the spacestation before the plumber does!

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Not now, Oliver."

Great Moments in Computing #192: Newton discovers the computer.

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Albert Einstein

Tariff Adjustment

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"... But here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Glimpses One Dollar

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

Toy Store/Battery Store

Asteroid Bennu

Physics toy.

Newton discovers surrealism

"We've reduced our emissions by 78%"

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

'Termites!'

"It's a plant based solution."