Rockabilly Enthusiast T-Shirts

"If you gave me a raise, maybe I wouldn't have to supplement my income with rockabilly."

EWE 2.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

'Man, times have changed.'

Elvis Presley

Italica

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Eric Clapton.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Tina Turner

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

"Elfis"

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Elton John

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Ringo Starr

Listening to Coldplay.

Nick Cave

Johnny Winter.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Nick Cave