Rock Romantic Prints

Heart-shaped guitar

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'More bubbles!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Paint pots in love

Love Conquers All

"You're my Mona Lisa."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Diamond outfits

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Love linked

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"You're solemates!"

"Recess does things to a man."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Ostriches making out

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Missing You.

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Get a tomb!"

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."