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'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Guitarist

Marimba

I love my Timpani

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Piano Recital

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Eric Clapton.

New music conference

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Musical notes bubble gum.

Music downloads

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Artist and Musician

Guitar Man.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Six jazz instruments.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Noel Coward.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

A woman playing a keyboard

Malcolm Sargent

"Check out this new store."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

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