Ritual Rhythm Rockers T-Shirts

'It's hop,hop,skip,rattle,rattle. Remember, the second rattle is the difference between curing jungle fever or just relieving the patient of uncomfortable gas.'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

How's my Jiving?

Computer tech support sacred offering

Music from the moon.

The Wackoman (Heat it).

Double Bass.

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

"I'd love to, but I have a million lonely ritualistic things I need to do."

"I hear we went platinum."

Office Hazing

Band called ALL SORTS REALLY: 'This way, whenever someone is asked what music they like, we get a free plug.'

'Mind giving him his bath now- he'll be asleep when we get home!'

"I'm getting earthy overtones of guilt, with just a hint of sexual frustration."

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

"Mr Shamani co-ordinates boardroom rituals."

Don't worry, we don't really sacrifice

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

"most of you have met Higgins. He'll be helping us prepare for the upcoming audit."

'We're trying a more holistic approach to our surgeries.'

Tambourine.

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

BB King.

Heavy metal fan enjoys his PC's sound system.

'You always over dress for these rituals.'

Pope Tour

The Edge.

'Let's run the steps later.'