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Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'You're always living in the past.'

'Where Are They Now?'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

Griller highlights never gets old

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

"I once loved a parade."

"Martin, did we ever get our freak on?"

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

"I can't remember where we're going."

The Old Elves Home

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."