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A drone laying an egg

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Big Bang Theory.

"Google car."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Evolution.

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

Nerd tryouts.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Driverless cars rage.

Gracie's baby toys.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'My dog ate my computer.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance