Robotics Engineer Prints

'We're looking for someone with your exact qualifications, but a mechanical version.'

Employees of the Month

"Fascinating!"

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

'All those in favour of accepting more robots?'

'In case you were wondering why the doctor plays computer games all day. . . He is actually controlling me.'

Robotic nurse in a future hospital.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'You're right...that robot certainly has increased productivity around here!'

'We use intelligent robots, but not to intelligent because they'd want a union.'

"I'll let it go this time, but from now on, you'd better make sure you're charged before you come to work."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Evolution

'I can't keep up with technology either.'

Now Hiring! Artificial Intelligence A Plus!

Machine Wipes Sweat From Surgeon's Brow.

Chemical Company - Organic Division/Inorganic Division

"Have you tried turning yourself off, then turning yourself on again?"

"Sure, they're handy little things to have around, but you can't deny they're potentially dangerous."

'We have a diverse work force. We us three different models of robots."

"Oh no, we're not looking for humans to study artificial intelligence - we're machines who want to study humans. Interested?"

"With some rest, vitamins and mild exercise, that metal fatigue should clear up in just a few weeks!"

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

'Hello, Robotaxi Cab Company?! I think one of your drivers has a screw loose!!!'

'Our funds contain stocks chosen only by American-made robots!"

"This is GX-730, and I'll be your autopilot on today's flight..."

Automation of Security

A scared man who is about to have surgery performed by a robot.

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

"We use a few humans for the menial work of button pushing, but they'll be phased out soon."

"With so much automation we're going to need a director of robot resources."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

0100 hour. The Roomba uprising begins.