Robotics Buff Pillows

"I combine technical skill with a human interface."

Replaced by a Robot...

'My robot - lawyer is here, Your Honor, but he forgot his software...'

'I think this office automation has gone a little too far!'

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

"They're Super Smart Phones, sir, they talk to each other unaided, leaving you free to get one with your life."

'So, apart from vacuuming, what else can the robot do?'

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"But I am a robot."

"I think R&D is staging a coup!"

Robot Overlords

The Rise Of The Sex Robots

Robot Beggar

Driverless cars rage.

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

'Oh dear - Daddy's been replaced by a computer.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Head for the hills! The machines are taking over!'"

"Wow, these new robots are so much cooler."

Those two can make millions of calculations per second but have absolutely no common sense!

Now Hiring. Where you see yourself in five milliseconds?

"As soon as the Homo sapiens have all been neutralized.", "I'm standing right here!"

Robot Parts $5

"Google car."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'