Roboticist At Heart Pillows

Missing Persons Bureau

'As near as I can determine, they seem to be self-programming.'

Frustrated Dad's and Toy Construction.

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

Robot Parts $5

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Meet the author"

"Look what I found, dad!"

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Robotic Man

Ascent of Machine.

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Artifishial Intelligence

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.