Roboticist At Heart Pillows

Missing Persons Bureau

'As near as I can determine, they seem to be self-programming.'

Frustrated Dad's and Toy Construction.

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

Robot Parts $5

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Google car."

"Meet the author"

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Look what I found, dad!"

Robotic Man

Ascent of Machine.

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

The First Martian Dog.

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Artifishial Intelligence

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Robot Jogger

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"