Robotic Shopper Pillows

But I hardly know the lady!

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

I e-bay t-shirt.

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Complex Carbs

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

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"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

Computers: Come In and Browse.

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

"Sorry - card payment only."

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"Been shopping all day - it's not my legs that are tired, it's my fingers!"

Sweaters. Remember, son, we're men. We walk in, we buy, we walk out. No browsing.

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."