Robotic Shopper Pillows

But I hardly know the lady!

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

I e-bay t-shirt.

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Complex Carbs

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

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"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

Computers: Come In and Browse.

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

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"Been shopping all day - it's not my legs that are tired, it's my fingers!"

"Sorry - card payment only."

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

'What do you mean, you forgot where you parked. You've been shopping online.'