Robotic Companion Gifts

"Hey, look, great-grandma was an upright."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Canine Companion

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"I heard they mate for life."

Dog Crossing

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

Fishermen

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

The Unsportables: Relay

"Gigot de sept heures."

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

Hunter-gatherer. Planter-gardener. Scratcher-napper. Barker-wagger. Complainer-nagger.

Best friends without borders.

Leaf zone!

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

"Oh yoo hoo, NASA, guess who found another rock! NASA? Baby, you there?"

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

Unicorn in the Woods

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

"Perhaps I'm asking too much of you in the way of companionship."