Robotic Companion Gifts

"Hey, look, great-grandma was an upright."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Canine Companion

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"I heard they mate for life."

Dog Crossing

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

Fishermen

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"Gigot de sept heures."

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

The Unsportables: Relay

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

Best friends without borders.

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

Leaf zone!

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

Unicorn in the Woods

"Perhaps I'm asking too much of you in the way of companionship."

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'