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0100 hour. The Roomba uprising begins.

"By 2041 your second marriage is a disaster, the robots are rebelling, and all the coffee is gone."

Robot Parts $5

Claus 2.0

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

Dancing with the Star Wars

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

Will rule with iron fist for food.

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Robot walking pet robot

The wine-shop

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'