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'Now, don't panic, but I'm referring you to Dr. Jekyll.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

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'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

A man and his dog both reading.

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Good boy

A spy

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Flower lamp.

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Man reading in lamp

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Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

Books or Junk Food.

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

'If you're alone in here, who just said 'Ribbit'?'

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

Person Reading For Pleasure

"Stop fact checking my story."

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'