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'Everyone in favor of buying cooler choir robes for the summer, sing hallelujah!'

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Monk on the beach

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

'Going up?'

Graduate of 2021

'This is a very important trial, Ferguson -- you'd better put pants on.'

Graduate

To appease the fans, major-league umpires are now required to take eye exams during the seventh inning stretch.

'Doctor, your glasses!'

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

"He just woke up from hibernation."

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

It's my summer robe.

Should I be encouraged by your robe, your honor? No. It's just laundry day. Have a nice verdict.

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

'Crud I forgot my glasses.'

'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'

'Heads.'

I don't like it when lawyers put coffee on my desk. Relax, judge. It's tequila.

It's ok to be a morning person, Ron, just not all day long.

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

'Mom, you did say it is a bath robe.'

Mouse on A Stick...For a Cat on the Go

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