Roadside Diner Enthusiast Prints

Two hungry truckers approach a roadside cafe in a truck.

Diner.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"This is our soft opening."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

"Yes, I'm still working on it."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

I recommend the ketchup.

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

'If it has a 'G' next to it, it'll give you a little gas; a 'B' will cause some belching; 'N' may create a bit of nausea...'

'You don't need a menu here, mate. If you can't see it on my apron, we don't sell it.'

Today's special: Roadkill stew.

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

'One slice of toast and a bottle of ketchup, please.'

"I'll start with the arugula-and-goat-cheese salad, and then I'll have the blackened wolf."

"The service here is terrible."

"If you would care to take a seat, our waiter, Paul, will be with you momentarily."

"OK, now the chef suggests you eat faster."

"So what exactly is wrong with the teabag? Nobody else has complained about it!"

"We take cash, credit, or you can watch our ad 92 times."

Eat at Joe's Topless Diner.

"Soup of the day."

Man dining in Greenwich

Robot Diner. I'll have the blackberries and cream.

Sign reads: 'K's Diner Voted Best Restaurant in Town!!'

'Are we indoors or outdoors?'

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

'Hey handsome, mind if I buy you a drink?'

Mom's Diner - You just wait until your father gets home!

"Regurgitated for here or to go?"