"In two miles, psychologically prepare yourself to make a left across four lanes of incoming traffic."
Roads Scholar T-Shirts
Celebrate your roads scholar with our stylish, witty T-shirts that showcase their love for travel and exploration—comfortable wear for every adventure.
Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."
'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'
"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"
The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!
Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!
Truth
'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'
Statue of Security
Lady Justice.
"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."
Romans.
Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice
Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.
Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions
Equal Justice Is An Illusion
"Manafort's was the best flip yet."
'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'
The hour of justice
Antonin Scalia
"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet"
Upholding the Law
"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"
The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.
'Well, son, the justice system depends on finding 12 people who are smart and impartial enough to judge the accused intelligently without malice or favor.'
'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'
Tweed makes a Mockery of the Supreme Court
"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."
Clarence Thomas
Supreme Liberty Court
"I'm charging you with texting and driving."
Under What Circumstances Would You Change Your Mind?
'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'
Roads Scholar T-Shirts Collection
Roads Scholar Mugs
Explore our witty mugs collection for roads scholars—perfect for their morning coffee or tea as they plan their next adventure.
Roads Scholar Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows with clever roads and travel themes—ideal for the roads scholar's home or travel nook.
Roads Scholar Prints
Find inspiring travel prints that capture the spirit of exploration—great for decorating a roads lover’s space.