Roadie Mugs

'Being a roady for the rock band Pearl Jam is cool, but I don't see how that qualifies you to head-up our HR department.'

'Dad's my roadie.'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Roadie

"Actually I'm a 'Roadie' for Dalton, Edwards, Bell, Cosgrove and Stoddard."

Roadie Rage

'Rolling Stones in Concert' and in huge letters, 'Sound Engineering by Mark S. Warp.' 'Sound Engineer Dreams.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

A Meeting of Audio Buffs.

The oldest swinger in town.

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

'Rock and roll's so middle class nowadays.'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Roadie rage.

"Well, looks like people filming at gigs got too much for Kenneth."

Thru versus Through Traffic

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'