Road Trip Whiner Mugs

"I hope you realize that I'm the one who has to write about this stupid vacation next fall."

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

Injured backpacker.

Farts.

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

Ryanair refunds

Boating trip

Not a happy camper.

"Sir! Wait! You forgot your pile of soiled trash on the airplane seat!"

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

Moan Pig.

"Sorry, my mind was wandering. Were we complaining about today's youth, the government or the weather?"

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

Motorist sees a sign at state border reading 'Welcome, Missouri Loves Company'.

"You will grow old and wrinkled, and moan about the weather."

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

Intelligent Navigation Device...

Turkey on the run.

Next 5 Exits: Five sprawling suburbs that look so much like each other even WE can't tell the difference any more. Best of luck to you.

'Why the Coyote Crossed the Road?'

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

Right Lane Back to Square One.

"Well, at least he died doing what he loved."

"I just feel hot, and I've started sweating a lot. . . can you give me something for that?"

This party better be good. I even had to wash my face!

'...then I won't have to listen to you whining, will I?'

'Mr. Humbug'

"Your call is important to us, please hold on for the next available echo."

What it's like to drive a boring car.

"Must be a bank holiday weekend..."

"The 9.23 train is cancelled...new timetables will be arriving at 9.46, 10.15 and 11.07."