Road Trip Sorcerers Pillows

Discussion...1/4 mile. Argument...1/2 mile. Fight...1 mile.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Are we there yet?'

'Are we broke yet?'

Better times ahead.

Street signs you don't want to see.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Sister Cities

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Unrest Area.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'I think we have some stowaways.'

'Bed & Bagel'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Confused drivers

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Get ready ... Get set ...

Car Journey.

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Honk if you're holy.

Route 666.

(Direct to the Consumer)

"I don't care what the map says, this isn't Sheffield."