Road Trip Sage Prints

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

The experienced backpacker.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Motor Tourism

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Family members!

Laughing Zone Ahead

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.