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Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Better times ahead.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

The Electric Car

Therapist. The first step in therapy is acknowledging your issues, or as I like to call it, "baggage claim."

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

Reason #149 for making sure the whole family wears seat belts: It helps keep the kids quiet.

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

Man says 'I worry that I'm having a midlife crisis' as psychiatrist reads motorbike magazine, makes 'broom broom' noises.

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

In these hard economic times, positive self worth trumps negative self worth.

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

'I've been working on my asceticism and self-denial for twenty years now -- could I go down to Las Vegas to test them?'

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

'I hired a decorator.'

"Sorry, but I'm here right now."

Delivery.

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

"I hardly fly anymore. The emotional baggage fees were killing me."