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He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Easter Island legs

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Church for sports worshipers.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'That was fun!'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

How about going easy on the carbs

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"I love this time of day."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Man fishing with large bait

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Sunbathers.

"Fresh pepper?"

'She'll never look for me here.'