Rivalry Humor Fan Prints

Dog in pet shop beats the competition by hold a sign saying 'Has Fleas'.

When architects fall out.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Man...You age great!'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

Tic-tac-toe

'Here we go again...'

"Just being proactive."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Fight on the top

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Golf escape.

'I hate snowboarders!'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

Lion v Kiwi.

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

"I feel like I play better on clay."

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

Egads. I've forgotten what the rule is about a runner throwing a leg to base ahead of himself.

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

David Anderson vs. Goliath