Rivalry Appreciator Prints

"We never had a 'last conversation,' but if we had, you’d have lost."

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

'Heh heh. Little Sam sent me a card with 'World's best uncle' badge. What'd you get bro?' (wearing badge with 'runner up').

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Tic-tac-toe

Final words on gravestones.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Just being proactive."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

Fight on the top

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'Hello Satchel's imaginary friend.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'I hate snowboarders!'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

Fighting Gondoliers.

Disraeli's Minority Ministry Losing Popular Support

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

'Look out for his low punches.'

David Anderson vs. Goliath

"I just love your use of lying"

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

'Friends are important...but you need enemies to keep your edge.'

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

'You're useless, Johnson. I like that in a rival.'

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

Michelangelo's David

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'

"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."