Risk-taker Admirer Gifts

'Sure it's safe to haul toxic waste. I've been doing it for five years.'

The best laid plans...

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

The fate of the emigrant

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Pilot with champagne.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Marco ..."

On the brink.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'I don't like to take chances.'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'