Risk Aficionados Gifts

The Cowards Way Out.

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

Advent Calender.

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'My parents are out bonding at an annuities seminar. Would you like to leave a message?'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

Merchant Bankers - Patience is a virtue, anyone displaying it will be dismissed

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

'Come on fellas! I was just kidding about the 'pay their fair share' stuff!'

Public unions.

Donald Trump

Dead Greek Pensions

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

'I'm screwed...'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'With so little being done, we're out to collect money to reduce the deficit...'

NYSE. Many will enter, few will win.

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'Should I buy or sell?'

Investments: thrill-seekers welcome.

'Unfortunately, our computer trading software just sent your money to someone in Nigeria.'

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

'It's from my stockbroker - he'd like to join us.'