Risk Aficionados Gifts

The Cowards Way Out.

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

Advent Calender.

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'My parents are out bonding at an annuities seminar. Would you like to leave a message?'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

Merchant Bankers - Patience is a virtue, anyone displaying it will be dismissed

'Come on fellas! I was just kidding about the 'pay their fair share' stuff!'

Dead Greek Pensions

Donald Trump

Public unions.

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

'With so little being done, we're out to collect money to reduce the deficit...'

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

'I'm screwed...'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'Should I buy or sell?'

Investments: thrill-seekers welcome.

'Unfortunately, our computer trading software just sent your money to someone in Nigeria.'

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

"We have a fund with a new, advanced financial strategy but it hasn't been tested on humans.''

'We want someone who's willing to take risks.'