Risk Revealer Prints

"The signs are looking very ominous at the moment!"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

"A little hard work never killed anyone. But still, why tempt fate?"

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

Health & Safety Official Tester.

"You think they all look like security risks."

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

Affordable Cartoon Act

'When they say EVERY possible risk needs a sign I don't think they meant you!'

'So, Bill! What do you think my chances are of moving into supervisory position?'

"I raised three kids, so you could say I was in risk management."

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

Cluster Catastrophe

"These investments aren't without risk. Your mailbox might explode with prospectuses."

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

"Fortunately, we're in the market for the thrills, not the money - right, Mr. Franjola?"

'Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky.'

We made great progress today, but I think we need a few more sessions.

Next year will be a good time to buy tech stocks. The tip of the iceberg.

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

"So, you plan to publish your findings?"

In and Out Tray

It's not that Ned is superstitious...but rather, he doesn't take unnecessary risks!

Laid off? Make the most of what you've got and tap all resources.

Today, a look at a new activity that combines the thrills of extreme sports with a collective amnesia about the market crashes: Xtreme Investing. Wall Street new, helmet, calculator, turf cleats. Check, check, check and check. I'm going for a high degree of difficulty. I'm buying stock in a company I don't know anything about just 'cause I like the name. Tap. I just lost $500. Dude, that was awesome! Totally. Now I flee from my creditors. Next week: Xtreme Napping.