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Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

"I raised three kids, so you could say I was in risk management."

Next year will be a good time to buy tech stocks. The tip of the iceberg.

Covid Balancing Act

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

Wall Street Couch

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Economic Downturns

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

Capitalism.

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

The Covid Tail

Ruble in Trouble

"According to the insurance company, you don't have a leg to stand on."

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

"A little hard work never killed anyone. But still, why tempt fate?"

"It's official, Michael has filed for moral bankruptcy."

Coronavirus and Atlas

'It guides you through the halls of bureaucracy.'

"You think they all look like security risks."

We need bold action to raise morale, yet not make people think there's a problem.

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

'So, Bill! What do you think my chances are of moving into supervisory position?'

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

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