Profit Navigator Prints

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

Opening the door to new customers

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

Made in China.

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

'...All profits are local.'

The bucks stop here.

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

"What are we doing wrong?"

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'I've survived here by always maintaining my honesty, integrity, and plausible deniability.'

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

"As you can see, the company's performance has been strong."

"The fact that our loss is someone else's gain is of little consolation to me, Henderson!"

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

'It guides you through the halls of bureaucracy.'

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

'Congratulations. Your old bloated 401K is now valued as a lean, mean 199F!'

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

'We're going to need a bit more than comfortably off, I'm afraid.'

Controversial Boxes

"Son, it’s time we had the ‘your mother and me got fleeced by Wall Street and you’ll have to support us’ talk."

'Our Web design company had a financial reversal last month. We made money.'

'Do you want someone to help you or do you just want someone to hold your hand?'

Sale-everything must go! - Big bargain on "sale-everything must go!" sign.