Risk Reducer Mugs

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

On the brink.

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Businessman at the deep end.

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"More specifically, we're looking for someone to take care of things that are bound to happen eventually."

A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95.

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

"You think they all look like security risks."

Starting is the scariest part.

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

NYSE. Many will enter, few will win.

'Should I buy or sell?'

Investments: thrill-seekers welcome.

'So, Bill! What do you think my chances are of moving into supervisory position?'