Risk Receptor Pillows

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

On the brink.

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Caution signs.

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

Safety Barriers

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

Businessman at the deep end.

First Aid Box

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

"A little hard work never killed anyone. But still, why tempt fate?"

Laboratory- risk assessor

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

Starting is the scariest part.

'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.'

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

'Morning. I'm your new health and safety officer.'

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."