Risk-averse Adventurer Prints

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

First aid departments

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'I know just how you feel.'

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

Palm Reading

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

'Don't worry, Mrs. Shumberg, your son has years of experience doing this. He knows just what he's doing.'

"If your instincts tell you to go out in a shark infested ocean then go. My instincts are sending me to a nice little aquarium out in the suburbs."

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."