Risk Assessment Wizard Pillows

Take no shortcuts! Assess the risks!...

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

Caution signs.

Safety Barriers

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

"I'll need some distracting hilarity on the borders of my quarterly report."

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

'This is your lucky day!'

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."

First Aid Box

"More specifically, we're looking for someone to take care of things that are bound to happen eventually."

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

Non-Drinkers and Smokers Insurance Policy

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

"A little hard work never killed anyone. But still, why tempt fate?"

Laboratory- risk assessor

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.'

'Morning. I'm your new health and safety officer.'

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

"Of course not everyone believes in all the health and safety rules....Jim here thinks it's all complete nonsense!"

'So next time we help a customer take from a pyramid stack, which can should we choose ?'

'When they say EVERY possible risk needs a sign I don't think they meant you!'

"I raised three kids, so you could say I was in risk management."

Safety Pin