Ripple Chasers Gifts

Six identical fishermen in boats on a river.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Tallyho!"

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Surfing koala.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Open House of Horrors

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Froh

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

The Great Rainbow of China

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"We've got a problem."

Walking the Plank.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!