Ripeness Analyst Mugs

Start their day with a chuckle using a mug that celebrates their expertise in ripeness analysis. Perfect for coffee or tea, it’s a fun way to honor their skill every morning.

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Avocado Timeline

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'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.' mockup

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

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'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.' mockup

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

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Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare. mockup

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

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"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition." mockup

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

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The Human Condition

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"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me." mockup

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

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'He pats my back, but I don't pat his.' mockup

'He pats my back, but I don't pat his.'

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Pirate has parrot for psychiatrist mockup

Pirate has parrot for psychiatrist

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Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.' mockup

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

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"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right." mockup

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

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'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

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'We let 65 people try the '03 Malbec and told them they couldn't just describe it as 'good'. The result: 65 said it was 'very good'.'

'We let 65 people try the '03 Malbec and told them they couldn't just describe it as 'good'. The result: 65 said it was 'very good'.' mockup

'We let 65 people try the '03 Malbec and told them they couldn't just describe it as 'good'. The result: 65 said it was 'very good'.'

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The Relentlessly Jovial & Obnoxious Sales-People.

The Relentlessly Jovial & Obnoxious Sales-People. mockup

The Relentlessly Jovial & Obnoxious Sales-People.

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"Have you ever considered putting all your icky thoughts in a little box and keeping them there?"

"Have you ever considered putting all your icky thoughts in a little box and keeping them there?" mockup

"Have you ever considered putting all your icky thoughts in a little box and keeping them there?"

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"Look! Another non regulated bank!" mockup

"Look! Another non regulated bank!"

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"Hitting me on the head with your club and dragging me by my hair back to the cave is not my idea of seduction."

"Hitting me on the head with your club and dragging me by my hair back to the cave is not my idea of seduction." mockup

"Hitting me on the head with your club and dragging me by my hair back to the cave is not my idea of seduction."

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'The one on the left is a beverage analyst for Huff & Swoon, and the one on the right is a drunk; or is it the other way around?'

'The one on the left is a beverage analyst for Huff & Swoon, and the one on the right is a drunk; or is it the other way around?' mockup

'The one on the left is a beverage analyst for Huff & Swoon, and the one on the right is a drunk; or is it the other way around?'

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'If you have anything of importance to tell me, for goodness sake, begin at the end.'

'If you have anything of importance to tell me, for goodness sake, begin at the end.' mockup

'If you have anything of importance to tell me, for goodness sake, begin at the end.'

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Maritime Tidal News

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'How long have you felt this need to protect the net'

'How long have you felt this need to protect the net' mockup

'How long have you felt this need to protect the net'

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"In the future, everyone's going to stop talking about being famous for fifteen minutes."

"In the future, everyone's going to stop talking about being famous for fifteen minutes." mockup

"In the future, everyone's going to stop talking about being famous for fifteen minutes."

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"And make it look believanble."

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High scores for Surgeon

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'We'll be putting you in the 'crabby neighbor', demographic.'

'We'll be putting you in the 'crabby neighbor', demographic.' mockup

'We'll be putting you in the 'crabby neighbor', demographic.'

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"Mom, Dad, admit it - your dating agency was manipulated by russian hackers, right?"

"Mom, Dad, admit it - your dating agency was manipulated by russian hackers, right?" mockup

"Mom, Dad, admit it - your dating agency was manipulated by russian hackers, right?"

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'Isn't that a girlfriend of yours? Yes, three chequebooks ago.'

'Isn't that a girlfriend of yours? Yes, three chequebooks ago.' mockup

'Isn't that a girlfriend of yours? Yes, three chequebooks ago.'

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'Woof woof.' - 'I thought it was against company policy to have animals in the office.'

'Woof woof.' - 'I thought it was against company policy to have animals in the office.' mockup

'Woof woof.' - 'I thought it was against company policy to have animals in the office.'

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"I never connect with universal themes."

"I never connect with universal themes." mockup

"I never connect with universal themes."

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Rage!

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Shoot first, ask questions later

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'Sir, if rank has it's privileges, how come they get guns, and all I have is this crummy sword?'

'Sir, if rank has it's privileges, how come they get guns, and all I have is this crummy sword?' mockup

'Sir, if rank has it's privileges, how come they get guns, and all I have is this crummy sword?'

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'We worship celebrity!'

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'It's a shame that those of us who are filled with consumer confidence, don't have any money!'

'It's a shame that those of us who are filled with consumer confidence, don't have any money!' mockup

'It's a shame that those of us who are filled with consumer confidence, don't have any money!'

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Ripeness Analyst Mugs Collection

Ripeness Analyst Pillows

Discover playful pillows that pay homage to ripeness analysts. These add personality and a touch of humor to any room.

Ripeness Analyst Prints

Browse prints that humorously celebrate the skill of judging ripeness. An ideal gift for fruit fanatics and professionals alike.

Ripeness Analyst T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts designed for ripeness analysts. They’re a fun way for them to show off their expertise and sense of humor.